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Funny day quotes and sayings. Funny Quotes and Sayings Best Funny Quotes The Poets Picks. Famous funny quotes and humorous quotes Life is a waste of time time is a waste of life so get wasted and the time of your life. Pffffft if you see me.

Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there Will Rogers. Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Spotted on a Laundromat corkboard.

Please keep clothes on while doing laundry Sue Connor. Winston if you were my husband Id put poison in your coffee. He wont expect it back.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Clothed While Doing Laundry. It does not matter where were you during this time I am sure it was not the best time in your life.

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Put first base and third together bring up home plate and pin the three together. The broccoli says I look like a small tree the mushroom says I look like an umbrella the walnut says I look like a brain and the banana says Can we please change the subject. 100 Funny Valentines Day Quotes and Messages Valentines day is all about putting a smile on someone you care about.

Pat Thanks and glad they brightened up your day. How to Stop Worrying and Start Living p372 Simon and Schuster. Sleep for a while.

Im sick of following my dreams man. One day youtube twitter and facebok will join together and be called Youtwitface 2. The older you get the better you get unless youre a banana.

Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. If you die in an elevator be sure to push the UP button. I survived thanks to.

I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses 54. Inspirational Funny Change 1093 Copy quote Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. I find that a ducks opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I.

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In m defense I was left unsupervised 53. Funny quotes about quarantine. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later.

Taking naps sounds so childish. Rose Betty White The Golden Girls. Quarantine has been tough for all of us.

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Please keep clothes on while. Is the perfect occasion to tease your lover with the naughty humor of these Valentines Day quotes. Youll discover the funniest lines ever on friends family love women men fun with great images.

Fresh2def05 author from Louisville Ky on December 01 2010. Funniest Quotes Phrases and Sayings. Halloween is the beginning of the holiday.

A pessimist is a person who has. Pat Sims on December 01 2010. More funny inspirational quotes and sayings.

Have you ever made a toy squeak its last squeak it changes you man 3. 50th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day Robert Frost. You might also like these motivational cheer quotes that will make your day better.

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